December 2009
Eff your blue suede shoes
I have been stuck at the Memphis airport since 1PM. I did leave the ground once but they turned around to bring us back.
This is why I only fly Jet Blue.
I think yr adorable, but I love you too much to put my cock on you.
– MJG
The name game
If I introduce myself to you as Michael, why do you think it’s okay to call me “Mike”?
I should just start by immediately calling people who do this the wrong name.
Oddly
Although I do miss some friends, I do not miss New York. Nope, not one bit.
Hopefully I’ll be excited when it’s time to head back.
Rear Gear →
“no more mr. brown eye.”
Stop the madness.
Every time I see someone posting about Avatar it makes me want to punch the monitor.